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zombie apocalypse.

I just realized that some people on tumblr have no idea how to survive in one. So I’ll provide some of MY tips for those who plan on living.

SHELTER:

  • Never stay in a place for too long. (1 week max.)
  • Make sure the place is strongly fortified.
  • Have multiple exits in case of an attack.
  • Take shifts as a lookout.

FOOD and WATER:

  • Always have at least 3 days worth of Food and Water.
  • Non-perishable foods are essential. (ie Canned Goods)
  • Always boil newly gathered water.
  • If it permits, cook your food before eating.

CARRY-ONS:

  • A Backpack is all you need. Get a big one or limit your items.
  • Make sure you can move fast and quietly.

WEAPONS and FIGHTING:

  • Have anything that can at least ‘block from’ or ‘push off’ zombies.
  • When travelling, don’t spend too much time killing. A quick push will do the trick.
  • Guns are too loud and ammo is very limited. Use during emergencies only.
  • Always aim for the Head. You disable the brain, they lose their motor functions.

COMMUNITY:

  • Trust your group. Make sure they have your back and you have theirs.
  • Keep your group small and easily looked after. (8 people max.)
  • Never travel alone.
  • Make sure everyone knows where you’re all going. In case you get split-up, this will be your eventual meeting place.
  • Familiarize yourself with the group.

OTHER:

  • Zombies are NOT your only threat. Dehydration, starvation and other desperate survivors are also something to keep an eye out for.
  • Never travel too far from place to place. Fatigue can majorly disable your chance of survival.
  • ALWAYS watch your back.

I probably don’t have everything listed on here. If you have any questions or want to know what I’ll do in certain situations, send me a message.

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5 May, 2012 301 notes
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    Well then.
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    lol
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    the end is near my friends
  15. drummermatt reblogged this from disneydanceandzayn and added:
    good advice. i would put emphasis on using melee weapons and limiting firearms to extreme emergencies
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    i’m seeing a lot of posts about the zombie apocalypse today
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    Fuck this noise, I’m living in a hole under ground and living of roots and tubers.
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